that baby...

So I work at a small University, where everyone knows each other for the most part. Today one of the student workers takes a look at me and he says "When's that baby comin' out?". I nearly fell on the floor laughing. 

Sounds like a super awkward comment, but this guy cracks me up just about daily and is really a nice guy- so my response was "Whenever he's ready...but he's due in July." I then told him that he's probably the only person I know that could get away with saying that and not being offensive. He took it as a compliment.